Funny Quotes New Year Jokes

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Funny quotes new year jokes. Every new year i wake up asking the same question that how did i come back home. Jay leno my new year s resolution is to eat better so from now on i m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than mcdonalds. For drinking and partying and then making new year s resolutions.

Where auld acquaintance be forgot unless of course those tests come back positive. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves bill vaughn first you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you prince new year s day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. We all get the exact same 365 days.

Our five further favourite funny quotes for the new year. We always expect new year to be a year of change. Don t forget to change your calendar my friend.

30 great new year jokes and quotes previous slide next slide 1 of 31 view all skip ad it s that time of year. If you make a new year s resolution to eat a healthy diet and you keep it you won t actually live longer but it will seem longer. Funny new year resolution quotes and one line jokes that make the most awesome wishes to share.

I m a little bit older a little bit wiser a little bit rounder but still none the wiser. Ignore worries avoid tensions believe in your intentions have no fears and love your dears throughout the years. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.

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