Funny Quotes On New Year Resolutions

Be always at war with your vices at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man.

Funny quotes on new year resolutions. It s new year once more the day that we all make a host of bad conscience inducing promises also known as common new year resolutions like i will not eat 6 donuts a day i will do exercise once or twice next year i will spend at least 4 hours a day away from my tv. He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. Our five further favourite funny quotes for the new year.

You can share these new year 2021 funny quotes with your family and friends on the happy occasion of happy new year 2021. Write your own funny new year s resolutions. Also you can update your facebook twitter instagram and whatsapp account with these funny new years resolution quotes.

I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leaves. 15 funny new year s resolutions. A new year s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

No dieting all year long. I will not chase that stick unless i actually see it leave his hand. Top funny new years resolutions hilarious quotes and jokes.

The new year begins in a snow storm of white vows. You can send these funny quotes to everyone who you want to see smiling. A little less new year new me and more you have to earn my respect 2021 to soothe your soul and put a little smile on your face we have gone ahead and listed some funny new year s resolutions that are more fitting for the roaring twenties we re actually experiencing versus what we thought we would.

My new year s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so i look skinnier. Lewis hylven on december 31 2019. Funny new year s resolution quotes.