Hilarious New Year Resolution Quotes

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Hilarious new year resolution quotes. He who makes one is a fool. It s new year once more the day that we all make a host of bad conscience inducing promises also known as common new year resolutions like i will not eat 6 donuts a day i will do exercise once or twice next year i will spend at least 4 hours a day away from my tv. I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leaves.

Funny new year wishes. I will think of some more excuses. Top funny new years resolutions hilarious quotes and jokes.

To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. Funny new years resolutions hilarious 2021 images. Funny new year s resolution quotes.

May all your troubles last as long as your new year s resolutions. New year s day is every man s birthday charles lamb youth is when you re allowed to stay up late on new year s eve. January brings new hopes so everyone should begin the year with a smile on the face.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. They are the best you will find. New year eve is an occasion of celebration and enjoying with loved ones and on this event you can share funny new year quotes and sayings 2021 for friends and family to make them laugh.

The new year begins in a snow storm of white vows. My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue so that i triumph even when i fall aleister crowley this new years i was going to make a resolution never to be late again but i didn t wake up until january 2nd melanie white. A little humor on new year s wishes can make everything better send some funny new year wishes and make people s day with some sense of humor.